Help, the titanic is going to be drowned! Everybody in the ship is
shouting,crying,running or praying to god. Just then an Italian asks
the nearby sardarji in the ship.
Italian: How far is the land, from here?
Sardarji: Two miles.
Italian: Only two miles? Then Why are those fools making noise. I have
got the experiance of swimming even more.

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the
surface to ask something again.

Italian: Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here?
Sardarji : Downwards. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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There was a barber in a small US town. One day a Florist goes to him
for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber
replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a
Community Service'.
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen
roses waiting at his door.A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to
pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I am doing a Community Service'.
The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber
goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts
waiting at his door. An Indian Software Engineer goes for a haircut
and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; I am Sorry, I
cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess
what.......... he finds there - A Dozen Indians waiting for a free
Haircut......
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Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one ?"


Peace