Dear guys,
may I know 32 laxans needed for a girl?

I have 32+2 more lakchans...

what do you think?

Hi Dream girl
May i know the two extra laxchan. I want to know that they are suitable for me or not?

Looking for 32 laxans is Old School thing. Just be yourself and don't fake anything (maybe except the orgasm). These 32 laxans were named by elite men in our society back in the days when they used to have 32 wives. thinkaboutit!

... you all need to get laid ;) me too.... anyway, talking about 32 lakchayan... i would consider myself to be extermly lucky if i even find a keti who possesses only one of them... hyaaa.. well, i'm kinda guy who's looking for 32 lakchain and and unconditional love and that kinda crap, but settles for a bj ;).... so.. who cares....

After creating everything, God Brahma wanted to create the most beautiful creature of all.... so, he decided to combine all the qualities considered beautiful....

So, he took the following as some of the criteria:
* Long legs
* somewhat long neck
* big eyes
* somewhat short tail (remember, it didnt have to be human that he wanted to create)
* and so on and so forth.....

And that was how a CAMEL got into existance.

a camel might have all laxans that make something (someone) beautiful, but see the combination.............

e.g. u cant expect your dream girl to be very slim and yet have big breasts...

so guys! dont try to look for gals with 32 laxans....... i'd better be ok with the ones with less laxans (not zero for sure........... i'd want at least 20).

love Preeti's answer! Preeeti were you looking for a Super Human Fly... or a Fly, Super HUnk?! ;)

sitara, i dont know abt being a hunk , or crossing a longest river..but i have been able to fly...fly within my deep thoughts for u :)

What if someone you met who has 32 LAXANS but for some reason you don't like them ??? What would your do ??? Or how about someone you who has half lets say
16 LAXANS but you're totally in love with her, what would you do ???

Just Curious........................

If I had just 1 laxan that you guys are talking about, i'd by flying on air...god knows what all those 32 laxans could be!! :P

Dipika, are you the one who wrote a story about a lonely girl in sajha writers' guild? ... amazing work...

Dear all,
Many thanx to you for your valuable suggestions.

Some of the 32 laxans contradicts to each other.
For example,

...
Laxan number 13. Women should be Sundari.
...
Laxan number 23. Badhi nakkal parnu beshyako laxan ho.

Should a girl be beautiful or not?

Ha , ha ,Sarala Can't stop laughing.

First of all Sarala baini or didi, question yourself? Do you think you are beautiful ?
Look deeper, i am sure you have many good qualities.

I know it is good to question but why are you counting others' opinion? ( please don't be mad with me , but i am just curious)

People see things differently. Beauty to one may be ugly to the other.


I personally think it is a state of mind. I hope that answers your question.

i want a woman who is beautiful, but with self-esteem low enough to the point where shes willing to date me

32 or 36 characters practically speaking nobody could have it. One interesting thing to notice is Draupadi had all 32 lachyaan. Draupadi hired a prostitute to learn one lachyaan. Don't know exactly the name of that lachyaan. Anybody knows?

^^^ Nice going!:)

Hmm...errr I dunno abt the 32 laxans in girls but I like Bad boys!!!! ...Teheheh!

Bad boy, bad boy whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when I come for you ???!!!
*wink*

InDisguise! May I get your autograph on my copy of Mr. Stevens , please? :)

What?s a Bad boy gonna do... well I?ll leave that to ur imagination hehe... lol..:p
Any, me being a GOOD guy Ahem ahem... will of course treat a Lady like a Lady... isn't that obvious.. esp. coz ur Croft.
And abt the autograph, well anytyam, just lemme know where and when, and please teach me How?
In Jest, InDisGuise;)

Well bad boys, good guys, nice guys, annoying guys, ALL are BOYS!
boys wll always be boys! :)

Sir InDisGuise, the when and where : u post your autogrtaph here, I print and stick it on my copy of "Because I love you". HOW part , meh dunno! :p

and could u please elaborate a bit more on how would you treat ladies lilke ladies??
...think its time to knw abt the laxans of the boys too!;)

areyho LADY!!!LAAGAM KO HAAGAM DOH!errr dunno me hindi dialogues that well..hope that sounded near to what it actually what it meant heheh...

anyways ke ke ke ke re?boys will be boys re?GRRRR!!!! u forget danny boy!!!esto insult!!!NAMUNKIM!!EISAY TO HO NAHI SHAKTA!!wah wah wah..i still remember some hindi dialogues..tho they aint coming out right hehe...

and now i know what a "Laxan" is hehe another nepali word to be vocab :o)...aint sajha great?hehe..well i hope i got it right...

anyway yo laxans pani sounds dumb...well it makes us expect and when u expect ..always disapponment ni?hehe when will we learn...for me if there is any laxan that will be..well she is a gal :o)..but then again in this weird world i think even asking for that is too much hehehe..


ok enuf gaff...
gday...

not just any boy...

danny boi ...;oP

Sarala,
Do not worry for it.
One boy will be there to accept that you have 32 laxans presently.
Dherai taauko dukhaaunu hunndaina.

As mentioned by LadyCraft, you must be confident on yourself.
In this regard, I appresiate LadyCraft.

So ur gonna stick my autograph in your ?Because I love you? copy? now I wonder what does tat mean? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm something fishy? ahhhhhhh now I rem I sang tat song didn?t I? Well? some other tyam maybe Lady ;)
Well I hope ur urge to learn more about how I would treat LADY (Not Ladies) aka You ehehe? well.. What if I would dedicated these edited version in ur tribute? I would imagine, it would be give you some idea of what is to come;)?

You are like the sun shining bright
A romantic moonlight
Like white clouds and blue skies
You?ve got diamonds in your eyes
My rainbow after the rain
You r my joy after the pain
Far away paradise
Make me wanna touch the sky
Like the highest mountain peak
As the ocean goes deep...

I wanna dance with you, yeah
I'm gonna...
Treat you like heaven
Make you smile
Keep you happy
Take you stepping
Yeah oh yeah
You r like the greatest waterfalls
On Christmas you r Miss Santa Claus
Just like grandma's apple pie
Girl you're all the reasons why
You r a comforter and friend
you r that peace within
You r the lover in my home
You r the strength when I'm not strong
Every day my valentine
I'm so glad heaven made you mine...

Ahem.. Ahem.. I guess tats it for now? Adios Ms. Croft.
In Jest, IndisGuiSE:)

Sarala,

Your contradiction of laxans contradicts itself

>>Laxan number 13. Women should be Sundari.

>>Laxan number 23. Badhi nakkal parnu beshyako laxan ho.

How could you even say that being sundari ( beautyful) and using makeups are same thing? I dont know what to say when you dont know the difference between being beautiful and covering up ugliness.

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Now regarding lady's *wink* ing up there

>> Bad boy, bad boy whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when I come for you ???!!!
>>*wink*

You know what they do when they hear that? they RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..... hehehehehe j/k. ( please dont mind my humor mah lady ;)

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BTW I want to add something on my above mentioned alphabetical laxans:

K - knowledge of kamasutra

Thanks to dyamn bahadur for reminding me that.

Guys, have fun searching for the perfect girl and girl looking for not-so-perfect hunks.