सायरीहरु लेख्दै जाम , धेरै भो नसुनेको

Usne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali....


Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!



Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.


Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga


Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee

Aapne mere man se khela,
aapne mere tan se khela,
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
well played! well played! well played!!

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi.



Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.

Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.

Andhere mein rasta banana mushkil hota hai,
Tufaan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai,
Dosti kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai.


Chand ke liye sitare anek han,
Lekin sitaron ke liye chand ek hai.
Aapke liye to hazaron honge,
Lekin hamare liye aap hi ek hain.

unki gali se to unke dar par thehra Dena,

Haath jo uthe dua ke liye to, mooh se nakaab utha dena,

Itna bhi na kar sake koi, to maut ki khabar suna dena,

Wajah puche koi maut ki, to mohabbat bata Dena.


hi shehar me rehte hain,
Phir bhi mil nahin paate hain,
Tumse to achhe tumhaare khwaab hain,
Jo aankh band karte hi chale aate hain.


NAA AANA USSE LEKE MERE JANAAZE MEIN,
MERI MOHABBAT KI TAUHEEN HOGI,
MAIN CHAAR(4) LOGON KE KANDHE PE RAHUNGA,
AUR WOH MERI JAAN PAIDAL HOGI.

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
Kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpaa jayega


Tumhare samne hain itney items,
Kabhi hame bhi pick karo,
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe,
Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo


Kagaz pe humne zindagi likh di,
Ashkon se seench har khushi likh di,
Dard jab humne ubhara lafzon pe,
Logon ne kaha wah kya ghazal likh di.

ham to aayethe tumare computer ke wall paper banne
ham to aayethe tumare computer ke wall paper banne
kambaqt tune toilet paper banadiya


mera pyar dial up tha, tum high speed internet nikli,
pyar samaj kar down load kiya tha,
tu to khatarnak virus nikli
muje click kya aur mere dost ko le kar nikli

I appreciate ilovenepal, he is really a great sayer.

great ones i love nepal,

keep it up,

the "zanaza" ones are really really good,

fuchhe

:))
Keep coming!

wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain,
tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain.
Ye to uske bacchhe hi kameene hain,
jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain!

I found some more in this web site... it was hard to copy and paste all
http://www.lokesh.org/Extra.aspx?pageType=sayaris

मे सायर तो नही ....
मगर ए हसी;
जब्से देख मैने तुझ्को,
मुझ्को सयरी आगयी ।

kash tum waade aapne nibha jate,
kisi surat dil mera behla jaaate,
agar 10 rupees nahi to 5 rupees wala chhota coke hi pila jate

ram ne dhanus toda aur sita dauri chali aayi,
krishna ne beam bajaya aur radha bhaagi chali aayi,
maine sirf ek sity bajaya aur woh apne baap ko le aayi

pani main pathar mat pheko koi pani pita hain,
pani main pathar mat pheko koi pani pita hain,
apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai


Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitani files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar main bikte hai
Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai
Par bicch main tere baap ka virus aa jataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar
Hamaare dil ke site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apne insult ka badalaa dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga
Aapke ke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye

दूर गाउ मे एक बस्ती थि !
उस् बस्ती कि लड्किया सस्ति थि !!
उन्कि गान्ड् मे इतनि मस्ति थि !
जितना डालो उतना हस्ति थि !!

But why are you lauging shweta ?:0)

चन्दनि चान्द् से होता है तो ,
सितारो का क्य होगा?
प्यार मै एक् से करु,
तो हजारो का क्या होगा?

Stinking Bottomface A$$ is back in action..

Cuming back to thread..

Palko ki nami me chupa kar sapno ko
humne unhe jaane ki izazat de di
hum toot kar bikhar gaye tukdo me
aur unhe muskarane ki izazat de di....

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake
jisko chaha usey hum pa na sake
yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai
kisika toda aur apna bacha na sake..

wah..wah swetaa :D
here is one -

Yunhi sapno se tum dil ko lagaya karo,
khwaabo me hi sahi hamesha aaya jaya karo.
Jab bhi dil kahe ki koi tumhe manaye,
Bas hame yaad karke ruuth jaya karo..

Tyra nice one,n hehe thanks! One more:-

Jab yaad aati hai tumhari muskura lete hai,
kuch palon ke liye har gam bhula dete hai,
kaise bheeg sakti hai aapki palken,
aapke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hain.