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 Lute leaves heaven:(
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Posted on 11-11-05 8:02 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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God has discovered,I owe hefty down earth hence I am ineligible to remain in heaven any longer(((((((((@@@@@@)))))_))))Grrrrrrrrrrr.
Luteni of heaven has found about my sexual misconduct while on earth and she has broken with meGRRRRRRRRRr
.I am kicked out from heaven and falling down at this time ready to land on earth.God says I am ineligible for dog's Paradise at this time.
Paap gariaraicha purba janma maaa...bloody hell...
LUTE is back in your streets.
oohi,
lute nomore bhut:((((((((((
 
Posted on 11-11-05 8:07 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LOL....you seem to fantasizea lot...good good..its healthy...:D
 
Posted on 11-11-05 8:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lute's new life Resolutions after being kicked out from heavan
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I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not eat other animals' poop.

I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

I will not eat my own vomit.

I will not eat "kitty box crunchies".

I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I will not chew crayons or pens, specially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.

I will not walk under the big dog when he is peeing.

I will not steal Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

 
Posted on 11-11-05 8:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lute's greatest resolution:
GAIN MUSCLES and BUY CONDOMS ;)
 


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