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Posted on 03-11-06 4:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Dedicated to all the sardar lovers. I know some are old ones but always
worth us a laugh

1.
Sardar: I have'nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth...

2.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

3.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

4.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

5.
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been
promoted as branch manager."

6.
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought
he wrote : Yes!

7.
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you
know
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

8.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.

9.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.

10.
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs.
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!

11.
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....

12.
Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to
you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

13.
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

14.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


Be Healthy & Always Smile
 
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niceee -- very very funny indeed :D
 
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Thank you Wowal. In fact I love Sardarnis. Tall & Beautiful. he.. he...
 


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