T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F".

He smiled at her and replied "S-H-I-T". She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering "S-H-I-T".

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T".

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
"T-G-I-F, T-hank G-oodness I-ts F-riday; get it?"

The man answered, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday".




----It's time for Sardarji jokes again-------------
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A manager asked to sardar at an interview, "Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Sardar ji replied "P-O-S-T-O-F-F-I-C-E"
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Interviewer: What is your date of birth?
Sardar ji: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar ji: Oye ullu ke patthe. EVERY YEAR
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Teacher to Sardar: "Write your best friend's name in English"
Sardar wrote: "Beautiful Red Underwear"
Teacher: "What??"
Sardar: His name is "Sundar Lal Chaddi"
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Happy Friday to all Sajhalanders!

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . .we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives . . "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a

justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

hahaha...loved the blode joke...happy funny friday! :D

Love the Mississippi joke!

Loved both. LoL!

hahahaha... okey okey here is another one.

Practical joke!

This is a actual conversation that took place on msn this afternoon. I'm just changing names to protect privecy of people involved.

Banta says:
i have gastric problem
santa says:
you do?
santa says:
What are the symptoms?
Do you get sour taste in your mouth?

banta says:
yeah..air fills up in my tummy every 2 sec.., beellly swells up and I go "BOOM"
santa says:
from mouth or the other end?
banta says:
every hole in my body including ears
santa says:
hahahahaha
..............................................

banta says:
i think i have juga in my tummy
santa says:
that might be possible
santa says:
how big?
banta says:
like a tapeworm
santa says:
as big as the paste you ate last night?
banta says:
where can i find deworming medicines??
santa says:
tapeworm is bad
you can get that from uncooked pork
santa says:
but I don't think it's tapework
if it was tapeworm you would look like a tape right now
You would lose weight like crazy.

More to come...
Happy Friday!

More Practical joke!

This is a actual conversation that took place on msn this afternoon. I'm just changing names to protect privecy of people involved.

The conversation continued.....

Lunch time, Santa asks banta to go for lunch.
Santa:
Lunch?
Banta:
Give me 5 mins. I need to finish this work.
Santa waits for 20 mins.... and writes
Santa says:
your tapeworm needs food
You need to feed it!!!

And Santa continue to wait....

HahahahahhaAAAAAAA

That was just pity laughter because the joke was so NOT FUNNY.

the mississippi joke was funny although i've heard it before...hhehehe

Santa Singh is riding a scooter on the highway with his wife behind him.

His wife moves her hand closer to the guys zip and he increases the speed of the scooter to 60 kmph. She openes the zip and the speed goes up to 80kmph.

She holds his thing and the speed goes to 100kmph, she holds it even more tightly now and the speed of the scooter goes up to 120kmph. At this point a truck comes from the opposite direction and there is an accident. Santa Singh is thrown on one side of the road and his wife on the other.

The driver of the truck comes up to Santa and says, 'Arre sardarji aapto baal baal bach gaye!'

Santa Singh replies in pain, 'Baal baal to bach gaye lekin maal to vo le gayee.....'

I should have end the joke by:

Santa Singh replies in pain, 'Baal hi baal to bach gaye hai.... maal to vo le gayee.....'

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibbers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Nepali press reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 800m, Nepali scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones and used wireless communications."