Lau na swasni saga kati ko jhagada hunchha ra kina la batau ta belibistar ma sathi ho!!!

Don't even talk about it... fights all the time for miniscule matters... can't help.. suck it up.


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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

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After
retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office..

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started....

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good one ved bro..loved it..haha!!

haha ..they just need a small things to start up a fight..

women is something you can't live with or without.. hard freakin choice..dammit......

 

.........ved ..loved it.............n u guys r right we juz need a tiny reason or no reason at all to start up the fight...:D:D:D

lol. Good one Ved.

Nice Bro........

sathi ho, peti kot, kalo kot ani seto kot ko bhar hudaina re......budi sanga ko yesto jhagada ta sammanya nai ho ni.hahahahaha.

Nice jokes Ved......

funny

श्वासनी भये त झगडा गर्ने नि गेडे।

big fight? no no.............and shall live happily ever after..........

Utterly funny, Ved! Thanks for sharing.

-Grace