Ehhhhh Deep kata janu bhayecha bhanya? Jugau-jug bhai sakyo Deep le lekheko katha padhna napaako.

- Deep ko #1 pankha

Ba tarunisita ga lob hotelan?
->Ba tarunisita ga hun, lob hotelan?

Deep ji, yeso euta jawas na refreshing khal ko.

jindagile pelyo prabho--naramro pelyo--- jotise le aba sabai ramro hunchha bhanya chha ra matrai natra ta ma ta khattam. purano din samjhe prabho---life tyati bela po ramailo thyo ta.

Lachhmi---

Long ago, Bange and I went to Jay Nepal to watch a movie. Eutai cinema mahinau lagthyo?so did not matter what movie was playing. Khalti ta sadhai jastai uhi ta ho ni pwal parya thyo. Tyai pani tyai pwal bata yaso aula chhiraunai parne---huda huda pwal ta bhwang hune. Anyway, we got to the hall and headed straight to where our aaukat was?seken/thir class entrance by the cycle stand. The movie was already in progress and there was luckily (so far) no one at the entrance tikas chyatna basya. Our (Bange?s and mine) eyes sparked, hearts pumped up and our excited feet took us thru the first shutter gate. Now, we were at the most dangerous place. This was like a small buffer room between entrance to the theatre and the exit. There was one more gate to enter to see the movie and if caught without ticket (hami sanga ke tikas hunthyo) there, gatekeeper, blackey or whoever was in a beating mood would entertain his wish on us. So, without wasting much time we approached the door to the theatre. A black and perhaps never washed since it hung there curtain welcomed us and so did a whassss aako pasina ra baayuko gandha from inside. What else to except from a seken/thir class chamber? Charlie sent?

We got in. We could not believe. Bange and I wanted to congratulate each other for our unbelievable success but we could not see each other?s eyes. Bange threw his eyes directly at the screen when I was still looking around for a safe place to land. Dharmik cinema re chha---Bishnu ko khutta laxmi le halka sanga michi raheko drishya thyo. Bange jo 12 barsa hudo ho tyati bela (ma dash jati ko thiye hola)--le hwatta bhanyo ?yo lachhmilai paye ta ma ahilei bya gardinthe, ta ni huh? garthis??

Obviously, dui jana le nai lachhmi bya garne kuro ma hamro aapatti nabhayeni chheumai aaipugya lightman lai bhane aapatti bhe chha kyare sodhyo? ?Khai tikat??

Bange ra malai gardan ma haat ra kammar muni laat handai bahirako buffer room ma lyayo muntyaudai ---hamile dai dai ma haina dai bhanda bhandai pani dui char khotta hane si garjiyo ?la yaha PT khel mu** haru?. ?Timiharuko bauko cinemahall ho yo??
Murkha lightman parechha ---bidwan bhaye ta kina lightman bhayera basi ranthyo ni---aba hamro bauko cinema hall bhako bhe telle tyasari saasti dina pauthyo hamlai? So, obviously, neither we nor our family owned the theatre. Ke bhanne? Murkha ko fela pare si..

Tara das pandhra minet goda faat satark ani haat kahile agi pachhi ladai pyaat garne ani kahile tauko mathi lagera pyatta parne--tyasto sabai garesi shutter dhoka bata ni ghokraidiu bhate le---firta hall ma chhiraidinchha ki bhanne jhino aashalai chyat chut parera. Bange and I did not speak to each other until we hit Nagpokhari. Then Bange broke the silence, ?lachhmi chwak ta kya chwank hai??

Bange bhaneko ta Brt ma euta popular name ho ? katai tyo bhange Arniko school ko ta haina?

Hahahahha, Deep bro, Mitho mithooo .

Laxmi ta malai ni sarai maan parcha. Alik malai na maan parayera po maryo ni ajkal.

Yeso hapta ma kamti ma yeuta duita lekh post gardinu bhaye ananda lagthio.

IndisGuise:)

hahahahaha...... sarai ramro katha... but i still remember our own bange. do you know why we called him bange? coz his dhukkur was hasiya jasto bango.....

Nice one deep jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hunu ta beggars cannot be choosers, tara Deep ko #1 pankha bhayeko naata le, ke ma yo bhannu sakchu yo post garnu bhayeko kathaa ta repost po rahecha. Tapailey pahilo choti post garnu hunda nai mailey padhi sakeko thiyo. Taipani, feri padhna pauda khushi lagyo.

- Deep ko #1 pankha.

Riten,
You are right. Yo bisaya ma pahile pani lekheko hunu parchha...

here is one for you (I hope I have not written about it here before)

Bange was my best friend. By the way, Bange's family came from Banke bardiya somewhere there, so we used to call him Banke -- later banke apavramsa bhe ra bange bho. Anyway, Bange ra maile side dine euta keti thiyi down there by the banks of Rudramati a.k.a. dhobikhola. Tyo keti, Suntali, sanchinai suntala jasti thiyi prabho--rasili--. Bange and I used hover around her with all kinds of dreams but all our dreams had the the same end. You just imagine what that dreamend might have been. It should be an easy guess. Dhobi khola ko faant tyati bela hwangai khaali thiyo. A very few houses were there and a few more were being constructed. Suntali baluwa chalthi tyaha. She was independent unlike us but we somehow thought that we own her but not quite.

Suntali feri khai kina ho hamlai tyati dherai man paraudaina thi. Dherai mukh chhadeki chha tyasle hamlai tara jati mukh chhadyo uti hami jhan hausera ke bhanne. Kunai din Bange le jiskauda oo muskai wa gaali garina athwa maile jiskauda oosle gaali garina bhane Bange ra mero ris rag hunthyo. Sathi bhaikana pani hami competitor thim ni ta.

Tara bange maha daka re chha prabho, malai pachhi tha bho---pachhi mane much later.

Maile royera dashaima euta lether ko jyaket hat parya thiye. Man, I had to do a real drama with my mom to have that jacket. Bange always used to have gidh.dhe najar on my it. Everytime he got a chance he used to borrow my jacket.

One evening, Bange came to my house and asked for my jacket. It was fagun, I think. Not much cold but that evening it looked like rain is going to fall. So was a bit cool. I said no many times but he did not care. Kept on begging. Said he had to go to Chabel with some of his relatives and will return the jacket tomorrow. We ususally used to go everywhere together but he did not ask me to come that evening with him. huna ta usko naatedar sanga jaana la vanera vani sakya thyo. Je hos jacket diye with his promise to return the next day.

Paani darkera pari rahyo raat bhari. Bange bholi bihan aayena. Diuso bhetna gaye bange thiyena. Bange bholipalta aaudai aayena. Bange harayo. Next day, his grandmother told me Bange went to pokhara where his dad was posted. I was mad. Real mad. Bange mero jacket liyera bhagyo.

Gharma malai gaali garera basna diyenan. Bange ko sangat feri garya thaha payema gharbata nikalidine samet dhamki diye gharma.

Bange aayo pachi tara mero jacket aayena. Mero jacket sahid bhayechha.

Bangele mero aankhama chharo halera suntali chhodaune bhayechha tyo saanjh. As scheduled bange got to the place (dhobikholako bhatkya pul) and suntali was already there. Chal pujari mandir mein sakiye si ---per agreement Suntali wanted the money which Bange had failed to secure. Paisa saisa ko bandobasto nabhaye ni dekha jayega bhanera pugya re chha Bange ghatanasthalma. Suntali karauna thali chhe "chor murdar paisa nabhi kina marna aais ta alachhina..."Bange aatte chha. Bangele tap ta hanyo tara suntali le mero jacket jhyap parichha.

Suntali lai Bange le chhodayo---Suntalile mero jacket deal ma payi---mero chai jacket ni gayo suntala ni khana paina prabho.
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bichara deepak ji.....
kya bore bhaye chhani... tapai ko jacket mani jhyap anni suntali pani taap.
anni tapai ko jacket tyo suntali le ke gari ni? lagai ki lagaina? anni tapai tyo jacket ta mero ho bhanera magna janu bhayena? kina suntali dekhi daar lagtyo ki kya ho? ma bhaye ta jacket magna jane neew ma suntala pani khayera aauthe. bichara deepak ji... "aakhash ko fal aakha tari mar bhaneko jastai po bhaye chha".....

Deep Maharaj,

Tapai yasai ma santoosta bhayera basnoos ki tapai ko maya, ya ne ki, tapai ko leder jyakesh ko nyaanopan ma gutumutiyera Suntali nani khushi saath basin. Pyaar me kya kya hota hai, kabhi kabhi leder jyakesh khona parta hai. Maja aayo tapai ko kahani sunera. Dhanyabaad Deep-ji.

Refreshing...............ahhhhhh :)

School ma bacha ma hostel ma basda dhobini didi haru ko yaad ayo. HAhahaha..

Tyastai suntali jastai ekdui jana rashili dhobini didi haru thiye tyo jamana ma.:)

Aba hajur ko jasto rashilo sabda ma ta bhanna audaina, natra sunai dinthe ek dui wota katha :)

More moreeeeeee.. ajai jawossss
IndisGuise:)

Ye dil mange more!

Hijo beluka sutne belama yaso hereko ta Ritenle "Where is Deep" bhanya raichha ani maile iii here is Deep bhanera euta link haldiyera sute.

Ani bihana uthera herda ta 15/15 postings chha ba...
ani yo Deep bajjiyele k kura lekhyo bhanera yaso click garya ta "kathaa" !
Yaso padhera herya ta basi jasto pani lagyo kata kata sunya jasto pani lagyo...

Basi khwayo Muglinko bhat jasto bhanera ani manmanai risayera yaso tala herya ta arko sajhi pani tanseko ani feri padhnu paryo baa bhanera padhdhna thalya ta ma ta kataa ho kataa haraayera ... ani najikakiko tarunile
"Dada!"
bhandaa po jhasanga paryaa ani "Kina bolaais malaai" bhanera sodhchhu ta "kina hasyaa ?" bahnchhe...

IIII yahaa her na Deepe le k lekhyaa chha bhandim jasto laayo tara kehi ni bhanina ... "haina k" Bhanera official kura mai hase jasto parnalaai hattapatta Office bhitrakai IP messenger lai tyo duita key (Tab+Alt) ekai choti thichera whattai agadi lyaidiye...

ani tyo taruni musukka hansi tara k garnu Jira Daiko samdhi hune bela bho k taruniko mukh herne... jurukka uthera coffee room ma gaa ta kohi ni thiyena...1 khurak Balban chhap khaini mukhaa hale ani aayera feri Deepe ko kathaa ma jhundiye.

Feri hanso lagchha baa...Tarunile herchhe ki bhanera mukh sukh chhope yaspaali ta.

sappai linele hansaaunchha ni aba kun bhanni...hansaako ra ghat laako line chhanera Udrit garam ki bhanyaa ta , iii yaslle hansaayo Deepe bhanera sappai copy & paste garnu parne jasto po bho ta,
tei ni 1/2 wata le ta dinbhari manma ayera sataairakhyo:

Basi kathaa bata
1.Khalti ta sadhai jastai uhi ta ho ni pwal parya thyo. Tyai pani tyai pwal bata yaso aula chhiraunai parne---huda huda pwal ta bhwang hune.

2.Murkha lightman parechha ---bidwan bhaye ta kina lightman bhayera basi ranthyo ni---
Ke bhanne? Murkha ko fela pare si..

Astu!

ke garne saathi ho udharo jindagi ma bachnu parya chha....gobinde le aaja nagad bholi udharo bhanthyo ho re chha---sadhai bholi bholi ma jindagi jane bho---aaja ta aaudai aaudaina gathe--aayera ni natikya ho ki na?

ek din lainchowr ma tyo uttar dhoka agadi ko compoundma naspati khana man lagyo. Euta saathi ra ma chadim parkhal. Ma ta jhyammai ham fale parkhal bhitra ani ek duita naspati liyera aaye parkhal muni --saathile taanyo malai parkhal mathi--euta naspati le na bhanyo--khane bhaye ja na tya tipera lya bhandiye ani telle herdai herdai maile duitai naspati tokera jutho haldiye. Risle aago bho mero saathi. Sabai tira aankha kudayera bastusthiti nirikshan garechha ra sthiti samanya afno pakshyama bhayeko thahar gari parkhal bata hamfalyo sathi bhitra ...tinta jati naspati ke bhela parya thiyo euta manchhe karayo para baata. Aba parena bityas! afu ta sadak tira hamfalihaliyo---Hattapatta parkhal chheuma aayera saathi le herchha ta ma ta parkhal bata adrishya bhaisakya...aba kalle tanne uslai parkhal mathi--pachhadi bata danak dina aai ra chha arko---....bhayankar tension bhayechha tyaslai ni prabho!

jiu bhitra sarpa chhirya jasto gari aattera jasto taso parkhal chadera saathile hamfalyo sadak tira --danak khana bhyayenachha--aghi tipya naspati ta kata ho kata --huda khadako shirt herna nahune bhe chha ani pants ghuda ma you know khattam--chyattera---on top of that hijai matrai kinya bhanthyo chinese kalam--tyasko birko chha kalam chhaina---

oho darshan hai daju !!!!
ba daju kata harako bhaneko ta ach eta aaera tanna ktha lekhi ra rahecha , khai asti ko summer ma rajhdhani tira bhet huna lathyo , afu kata harako ho la daju rajhdani tira ho bhane eso khabar garum hai aru ni chan ni eta .....
lu aba lagnu paryo kaam tira k garnu america ma kaam na gari maam paidaina , nepal jasto bau ko paisa ma bache jastohaina ......

dekhyathi dekhyathi...deeppe bajjiye lai dekhyathi...

Rato topi, kalo chasma, Dora ganji ra Pooja jaangiya laayera naango khutta doudadai thiyo...ookhoo bokhya truck ko pachhi pachhi...

Herda herdai feri hero banera Sajha ma farkana bhyaisakechha...nasakine baaaaaaaaaaa!

Khai khai...Riten ko munto nira samatera Deep ko pasina hatauna...usko shir dekhi paitala samma hallaidim na! (pankha re ta ni!) :p

"Rato topi, kalo chasma, Dora ganji ra Pooja jaangiya laayera naango khutta doudadai thiyo...ookhoo bokhya truck ko pachhi pachhi... "

Masitrne poonte usko luga malai mero luga/jutta uslai--satam-- ek chhin lai ta honi bhanera hatte halyo halne belama maile jh*t pani pardaina bhanda bhandai--atti gare si bhare lau na ta maros bhanya ta luga jutta sati sake si ta Poonte ta kun sadko tyo ookhu bokya truck ma chadi sake chha---tap hanya hanyai bho---ahile yo sajha pachhadi lukera ajha thulo thulo swarma---ke re?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kha, aba deeppe...ma ookhu ko thupro mathi tadak ma...timi mula pachhi pachhi sadak ma!

bhettaula ta? bhetta bhettai ho, thula! :p

feri tei dhobini ko chyaatyaa petticoat ko kassam...bhettauna layo bhane euta ookhu jhikera handinchhu dyam ki dyam...chini mill ma lagera pelyo bhane timrai jyan bata ookhu ko ras niskane gari! :p

[ye, ye...tadak divar! ke garya? ali jod le haankana hau tadak...bhettaunai laai sakyo ganji wala le!]

Great to read your thread deep dai and those short nostalgic stories! yeso bela bela peldai garum......kamti handai garum......ma changa chet bhaye ni...mandale hanera firta lyaidimla :)

jai hoss!