Time: Year: 2050 AD
Place: Two Americans at IBM Company, USA.
Conversation of two Americans pre recorded to know the future 
Currency Conversion Rate: NRs. 1.00 = US$ 100.00
Note: Please be prepared for this in 2050 as it is very unusual
 for us at this time but its FUTURE of Nepal.
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to  office?
John : Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that  strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates  was
 standing in front of me and they played with him  like anything. 
That's  why it got delayed. I went  there at 2 am itself and waited 
and returned by 4  pm.
Alex : Really? In Nepal, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped 
for USA.
 
John : Yeah, but that is because who in Nepal will  be interested in
 coming to USA man, their economy  has & been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the  
client in Nepal and you know, I will be getting a  
chance  to fly Royal Nepal Airlines.  Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in Nepal.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be  settled in 
Nepal, my company has promised me that  they  will process my 
Hariyo Patra.
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very  difficult to  get a 
Hariyo Patra in  Nepal.
John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in  Kathmandu, Pokhara and Biratnagar.
John : But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are  beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Kath?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of  living is quite high, 
it is Rs. 1000/- for a single  room  accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, !

Rs.  1/-  = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Pok, Birat?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in  
Kath. It is like the world headquarters of  Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having  
one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a  
personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my  dream 
is  to purchase  Sherpa, which costs  Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Upadhaya and Sharma Associates, a pure Nepalese  company, 
specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese  
company. They are really intelligent and unlike  
American  Bodyshoppers who  have opened their
 Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal.  Nepalese companies 
pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend 
 Paul  Allen, it seems, used  his bench time to visit 
Birgunj, the most livable
place in Nepal, probably  world. There you have full 
freedom and no restrictions. They have one of the 
world's biggestdry port you see. You can do  whatever 
you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that 
system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also 
follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their  language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been  learning 
Nepali as my first language here at New  York. At  the 
Consulate they  tested my proficiency in  Nepali and were 
quite  impressed  by my cent percent score 
in TONIL i.e.Test of Nepali as International  Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's  fastest  
train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Kollywood 
where  you  can see actors like,  Rajesh Hamal, and all. 
Funworld is also in Kollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to v!

isit US  next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Rajib Rajbhandari  visited
 White House and donated Rs. 200000/- for  infrastructure 
development at  Silicon Valley and  has  promised more if we 
follow the model of High-Tech  City of Kathmandu.Bill Gates
 also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Nepalese government is planning to split  
Mercantile's  Neposys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any  number of 
Neposys like this. Every minute he is getting  Rs. 1000/-.
 It seems, if you keep all his money converted as 
Rs. 100/- notes you can reach  Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate  in a 
Daura Suruwal because they will think you are  too  Nepalised 
and may  doubt you will ever come back and hence your 
Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected.  But don't forget to 
say 'Namaste, Tapai! kasto hunuhunchha' to the Visa officer at Window 95. 
It seems he likes that and will not give you a  visa if You don't greet him that way.Hope u enjoyed 
it................You will be proud to be a Nepali in 2050, 
won't you
	
    

          

           
 
 
 

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